Sherlock Hounds!!  April 2010

There are moments in life that no matter how hard you try to deny it, the truth is clear as crystal. Try as you may, everyone knows two things to be true, you are no longer hungry and thats not your dog collar.

Thanks to Miguel for sharing this picture April 2010©

Look Who Wants To Kill You!!! November 2009

This weeks hero is whoever makes the “Look Who Searched You” ads at the side of the Myspace and Facebook pages. Thank you for creeping me out, if you wanted me to log off, erase my account, change my name and leave the country you have succeeded.

November 2009©.

Horrorscope!! 28th September 2009

I didn’t need a crystal ball or a palm reader to tell me this scared the life out of me!! There is so much wrong here it is almost right. How i would loved to have been a fly on the wall during this photo shoot, how i would like to shake the hand of the man who photoshopped in the mystical “Aura” and how i would love a day of shopping with the wardrobe assistant!! Thank you Walter, thank you 2010….its already looking to be a great year!!!

September 2009©

Street Fighter Bait!! 3rd August 2009

If life were a video game, then kicking this douche bag’s a$$ would be top score!! It’s not only a Segway, its a Segway with a training wheel. Getting a ticket from this guy would be the best day ever, watching him trying to be a badass on his tricycle!!

Thanks Orlando!! August 2009©

He-Motional Roller-Coaster!!! 20th July 2009

This weeks Hero is whoever selects the books to sell at Publix supermarket. I would really like to think you are extremely serious in your selection, starting with a huge choice but narrowing it down to a winning few at the end like an episode of survivor!!!!

July 2009©

Recycled Blues! July 13th 2009

This weeks hero can be found in Covent Gardens on a saturday in England. While it may appear Bottle Man is encouraging recycling he is actually only encouraging you to give him money. Some would say he has earned it, his crafty designed suit would pride Jacobim Mugatu’s Derelicte collection!!

Thanks Greener for this picture. July 2009©

“Stella ShamWow Shamu!!” 6th July 2009

This weeks Hero Of The Week is a Heroine called Stella!!

Shamu at SeaWorld needs to understand not all children appreciate his ability to drench the crowd with whale pee pool water!! He is going to have to step up his game as the next generation are not so easily entertained!! Good for you Stella!!

Thanks Audra. 2009©

“Wolf Whistling Wizardry!!” 2nd July 2009

This weeks Hero is my violin playing heartthrob on 13th street and Ocean Drive. Among classical favourites he can also wolf whistle with his violin, proving there is sunshine even during the rain here in Miami Beach.