Never Leave Yourself Unattended

Bringing back sleeping with one eye open.....

Gentlemanly Gestures Deplete Genital Growth!!

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Never Leave Yourself Unattended exercising chivalry. Like Superman with Kryptonite, this purse has made your genitals retreat into your body like a tortoise head and exhausted your will to live. You have succumbed to every older woman’s plan to kill their elderly husbands with krypto-purse and replace them with younger men and ultimately take over the world!!!!

By Emma.. Thanks for the photo Lourdes :) Miami 2010©

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