Never Leave Yourself Unattended outside a porta potty. You spent $200 on your Coachella Music Festival ticket only to drop some phony acid and loiter outside a poop portal. Your only chance of happiness is to find a girl who is really tripping and convince her you are Dr Who and this is your Tardis which can transport you both to any point in time and space,……. but only if you’re both naked!

By Emma. Thanks for the picture Ian Willis, Miami 2010©.