Never Leave Yourself Unattended

Bringing back sleeping with one eye open.....

Crippled Codgers Copulating Catnap!!!!

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Never Leave Yourself Unattended after the most amazing night of your life. You successfully convinced me to look forward to growing old as life only get’s better. I can only dream of the story to be told to your grandchildren around the fire this Christmas as to how you woke up one morning in the driving seat of your car with a monsterous hangover, a crick in your neck, your zipper undone, the faint smell of stripper perfume, walking cane anticipating your eventual exit and your picture on a website!!!! Please invite me next time you go out!!!

By Emma Carascon, thanks for the photo Eric!!! Miami 2009©

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