Never Leave Yourself Unattended turning the other cheek. Did someone steal your invisibility blanket? Are you a shapeshifter last seen as a fly? Or maybe a member of the Blue Man Group who has sweated off his makeup? …..either way, thanks for saving me a seat.
Photo by Troy, New York City 2010©.

Never Leave Yourself Unattended having fallen from the roof of your hostel.  You broke every bone in your body on impact but saved the beer you spent your last $2 on. Excellent.
Thank you for the picture Eric. 2010©.

Never Leave Yourself Unattended depressed that your cameo appearance on the final episode of the Sopranos didn’t get your career started. The only offers you’ve had so far have been NBC’s The Biggest Loser and a $5 blow job from the toothless 68 year old bartender.
Thanks for the picture Melissa. Miami 2010©.