Never Leave Yourself Unattended exercising chivalry. Like Superman with Kryptonite, this purse has made your genitals retreat into your body like a tortoise head and exhausted your will to live. You have succumbed to every older woman’s plan to kill their elderly husbands with krypto-purse and replace them with younger men and ultimately take over [...]

Never Leave Yourself Unattended during your midnight workout. Your roommate came home to find your drooling sacrificed corpse on a space age testicle and didn’t know whether to call the police, fire brigade or the X-Files.
By Emma. Thanks for the photo Kristen!!! Los Angeles 2010.