Never Leave Yourself Unattended outside a porta potty. You spent $200 on your Coachella Music Festival ticket only to drop some phony acid and loiter outside a poop portal. Your only chance of happiness is to find a girl who is really tripping and convince her you are Dr Who and this is your Tardis [...]

Never Leave Yourself Unattended under the disillusionment that you successfully made it to your bed. The only thing between me and my hotel room are your neatly folded clothes and naked fermented corpse, an excusable explanation for this would be if George Michael had ordered room service!!
By Emma. Thanks Matthew great job!! 2010©