If you ever wondered in life who actually lives up to the saying …”When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”….its this guy. Trying to put any other reasoning behind this photo will make your eyeballs melt and your brain turn to dust.
Thank you Ben, Miami Beach. © 2012
Having watched the Marvel Superhero movies recently. When it comes to real life, why is the Superhero the guy drooling on the McDonalds window with the tight pant frontal wedgie, fake foam muscles and the mystery meat burger breath?
Thanks Martin, Brighton, England 2012©
Someone once said “A woman without breasts is like a bed without pillows.” If this is the case this pooch not only scored the King Tempurpedic but also the penthouse suite. Does anyone else crave big pink marshmallows all of a sudden? Nom nom nom nom…
Photo credit Adam Roth. 2012©
The new iPhone 4 S you got for Christmas can do absolutely everything for you except wipe your ass or teleport your cold fermented corpse onto the 25 cent local bus home. Perhaps you should ask Siri if the reason you are still single is because dating a man who’s face is attached to the pavement every weekend is about as attractive as searching for a penny in a swimming pool of dog poop.
Miami 2011 ©. Thank you Tony
Never Leave Yourself Unattended trying the new Starbucks Grande Mocha Catatonia with whipped cream.
The night maybe over, but thankfully there is still a party in your pants!
Never Leave Yourself Unattended during your 9 to 5 job. Keep dreaming of that pay rise and promotion, as all the time that trash can stays empty its about as likely as a Michael Jackson comeback tour in 2011. All i can see for certain in your future is inappropriately timed morning wood.
Miami, September 2010.©
In an age of rampant identity theft, you should really keep your personal belongings in check. Congratulations on making your identity totally not attractive or worth stealing. I don’t want your wallet, or even the $20’s on the floor, in fact, I’m going to leave you a wet wipe and a breath mint then walk away and high-five myself for being 100% more awesome than you.
By Emma. Thank you for the picture Nick!! Hollywood, CA © September 2010.