Ivan brings a whole new meaning to ‘vegetative state’. He’s obviously one banana short of a fruit salad, or a few oranges short of a bushel, or a couple pineapples shy of a luau…….i could be here all day.
The new iPhone 4 S you got for Christmas can do absolutely everything for you except wipe your ass or teleport your cold fermented corpse onto the 25 cent local bus home. Perhaps you should ask Siri if the reason you are still single is because dating a man who’s face is attached to the pavement every weekend is about as attractive as searching for a penny in a swimming pool of dog poop.
Miami 2011 ©. Thank you Tony
Obviously this guy forgot that people see the man, not the suit. Poor innocent Michael, falling asleep while reading your testicles a bedtime story in the window of a bar on a Friday night might not be the forward thinking your employer was hoping for to initiate that pay rise or Christmas bonus.
Thanks Queen Miguel, Miami 2010©.